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24

Aug

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Kanye West - Power Remix feat. Jay-Z and Swizz Beats

downloaded this today and playcount is 23. the world is not ready for good ass job

oprah-noodlemantra:

daswhassup:

this man can never not look handsome. seriously. he’s beautiful.

^

oprah-noodlemantra:

daswhassup:

this man can never not look handsome. seriously. he’s beautiful.

^

rantingsofaworldcupfreak:

captainbates:

theyre like a married couple.

So beautiful.

jesus looks like a little kid! this is adorable

rantingsofaworldcupfreak:

captainbates:

theyre like a married couple.

So beautiful.

jesus looks like a little kid! this is adorable

leonardoretardo:

duckie-:

fuckyeabitchface:(via sernandoftw)

OH.MYGOD

OMG I CAN’T

is this real rn

omg i feel like with the exception of xabi real madrid players dont know how to dress themselves
and whats going on with the hand thats in his pocket is that finger really stumpy? ive never noticed it before!

leonardoretardo:

duckie-:

fuckyeabitchface:(via sernandoftw)

OH.MYGOD

OMG I CAN’T

is this real rn

omg i feel like with the exception of xabi real madrid players dont know how to dress themselves

and whats going on with the hand thats in his pocket is that finger really stumpy? ive never noticed it before!

rantingsofaworldcupfreak:

tuckedinhere:

prudenando:

SUCH AN OLD ARTICLE BUT SO FUNNY
click through, wimminz.

rantingsofaworldcupfreak:

tuckedinhere:

prudenando:

SUCH AN OLD ARTICLE BUT SO FUNNY

click through, wimminz.

23

Aug

wow so i never actually started using this

methinks i will

22

Oct

moviestuff:

stevewhitaker:

So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando.  Leia’s there, and lookin’ good.  Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.
But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.
Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.
What does Han do?
He starts shooting at the motherfucker.
He starts shooting.
Be like Han.

moviestuff:

stevewhitaker:

So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando.  Leia’s there, and lookin’ good.  Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.

But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.

Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.

What does Han do?

He starts shooting at the motherfucker.

He starts shooting.

Be like Han.

21

Oct

TEN HOW’S:
How did you get one of your scars?
Fell off a bike and my foot got caught in the gear.

How did you celebrate your last birthday?
Actually just with family

How are you feeling at this moment?
Bored

How did your night go last night?
lol i go to sleep so early.

How did you do in high school?
Fng mi amigo. N G.

How did you get the shirt you’re wearing?
its an Ohio state shirt…tj maxx

How often do you see ur best friend?
Not that often…different schools.

How much money did you spend last month?
I don’t know.

How old do you want to be when you get married?
not too old.

How old will you be at your next birthday?
17.

NINE WHAT’S:
Your mothers name?
pat

What did you do last weekend?
nothing. slept

What is the most important part of your life?
Friends & family.

What would you rather be doing?
something exciting.

What did you last cry over?
next summer.

What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?
family friends and john mayer


What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other?
companionship

What are you worried about?
next summer.

What did you have for breakfast?
toast with grape jelly :)


EIGHT HAVE YOU’S:
Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Yesser.

Have you ever had your heartbroken?
I don’t think so.

Have you ever been out of the country?
I’ve been to alaska? (I KNOW ITS NOT OUT OF THE COUNTRY!)

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
if someone says they havent theyre lying

Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
yes but rather mildly

Have you ever had sex on the beach?
No

Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
not over a year.

Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
not in recent memory.

SEVEN WHO’S:
Who was the last person you saw?
momma and poppa.

Who was the last person you texted?
kristen.

Who was the last person you hungout with?
Julie burgur
Who was the last person to call you?
lauren b.

Who did you last hug?
dad

Who is the last person who texted you?
kristen…?.

Who was the las person you said “i love you” to?
poppa.

SIX WHERE’S:
Where does your best friend live?
20 minutes away.

Where did you last go?
dr g’s.

Where did you last hang out?
i chilled in the waiting room for a bit if you must know. caught up on Southern Living.

Where do you go to school?
sycamore.

Where is your favorite place to be?
under the covers..

Where did you sleep last night?
my bed.

FIVE DO’S/DOES:
Do you like someone right now?
mhmm.

Do you think anyone likes you?
mhmm.

Do you ever wish you were someone else?
sometimes.

Do you know the muffin man?
oh dear

Does the future scare you?
the threat that it might never get here does.

FOUR WHY’S:
Why are you best friends with your best friend(s)?
Because i luv her

Why did you get a myspace?
because i was 12 and angsty

Why did your parents give you the name you have?
cause of my gma

Why are you doing this survey?
because.

THREE IF’S:
If you could have one super power what would it be?
to be the best superhero ever
If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
i’m worried about the chain reaction of what that change would mean.

If u were stranded on a deserted island & could bring 1 thing what would you bring?
mary poppin’s bag!

TWO WOULD-YOU-EVER’S:
Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you?
No.

Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?
yes.

ONE LAST QUESTION:
Are you happy with your life right now?

on average, yes

02

Jun